I run new york - tony yayo

Ik ken er niet zo veel maar ik vind Extince met 'doorgaan' wel erg lekker.

nou weet je wat, omdat hij het zo vriendelijk vraagt weet ik het goed gemaakt: ik bob wel dan.
maar wel op deze beat, je snapt toch.
yo vandaag wil ik graag mijn spreekbeurt houden over neppe rappers
die neppe rappers, gasten met rijms ,yo die net zo onbelangrijk zijn voor mij zijn (zeg ff)
als die reclame folders in de brievenbus
jikkidijap sukkel

je weet toch dat ik flexibel,optrexibel en je aan staande ex kriebel shit doe me met me stoppelbaard
eigenhaard, mooie bal, ik hoor der al, extra schrijft de extero net als dextero.
bedoel je mij nou wel of niet, weet je wel weet je niet
onderhuids gedoe van jou begrijp ik niet
mischien ligt het aan mijn zacht G
maar me kruit veschieten yo daar wacht ik mee
want als ik jouw nou een flauwe mop vertel dan lach je mee
als een slettebak want zo ben je
okej probbeer me geest nou niet te lullen want ik ken je
nog langer als vandaag
ook jij hoort bij die rattenplaag
en waar ik gifkorrels heb gestrooid dat is de goeie vraag
Punt of trouwens liever gezegd een uitroep teken
ik zal niet al te hard schreeuwen voordat hij uitkomt breken
van die mercedes in je dromen
mede is vernomen, dat het heden is gekomen
dus word nou niet boos
maar maak liever die Koos wakker, hij heeft het zelfde syndroom
ik volg al sinds zijn elfde in een droom
snap wel dat je me naam niet kon noemen
maar het schiet niet op om die frustraties te benoemen
ik wou met je praten
maar dat mocht niet baten
dat zie ik als dubbele pret okej
en alles loopt gesmeerd want deze pret plet is dubbel brevet
van hier naar afrika en terug je wilt de pizza met me delen
graag de fietsen met me stelen
geef de papiraka is terug

doorgaan vooral doorgaan
je hebt best talent, alleen het druipt er wel van af dat jij er echt nog langt niet bent okej
en nou wegwezen ik heb nog meer te doen yo steletje mafkezen
doorgaan vooral doorgaan net als een oninteressant bal spel
het zal wel
yo ik ken dat gebral wel en nou wegwezen
en neem meteen die maatjes van je mee die muffe mafkezen.

ik heb het ook gezien
jawel de vice voorzitter van de breakdance vereninging het is niet om aan te zien
maak niet zogenaamd een grapje
jij behaalde maar ik betaalde de grote prijs van nederland snap je
met hits in het nederlands en hits in engels en daarom ben ik tweetalig
jij bent eenmalig
en kom nou geen toeren bouwen, je bent niet uniek
die praatjes verkoop je maar aan dat blije festival publiek
ja doe maar, snel voor de man dadelijk weer terug komt
en er niks te klauwen valt omdat hij keihard terug pompt
ik deed mijn ogen dicht en zag wat,als niet , als ik het niet gedacht had
zo corrupt acht wat
fuck it ik meteen terug, flow die zogenaamde masterminds of brain terug
ten einde raad bel me die K.a.n.e vlug
dat mensen honger hebben dat hoef je mij niet uit te leggen
ik wilde die man ophoeken,maar was al gebeurd voordat maar ik iets kon zeggen
maar ik voel die regelrechte shit
net zoals die van Gangster Lee, ik wou het zelfde vragen waar is die echt shit
mijn succes is bij jou naar je hoofd gestegen maat
je bent hartstikke cool dat komt omdat je in mijn schaduw staat
dus hou die bril nou op dan zie je de NEE NEE sticker
http://www.werkeloos.nl nu ben je een ww wicker
en nu sta je naast die moeder neuker in de rij
maar wie fockte er nou eerder die kakkelende kip of dat ei

bitch in you van common
2nd round knockout van canibus
ongeveer alles van KRS die gast loopt altijd wel iets of iemand te dissen

hit em up van 2pac blijft natuurlijk de beste diss ooit gemaakt. Ook wel een paar goeie vind ik:
brainpower: Ghostbusters
fat joe: Fuck 50
Eminem ft 50 cent & busta rhymes - hail mary remix

Wat een ontzettend droevig gedoe dit zeg......

Hoorde net Kaal of Kammen weer eens en nu is die disstrack nog veel genialer dan ik al dacht .

Afroman - Whack Rappers:

this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers
and all the whack people who like and buy their whack music

i think you crazy if you like Jay-z
dont change clothes change the cd
Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be
cause you do need a hook and another beat
Jermaine Dupree, you know you wrong
fucked up Chingy's song

Afro-mother fuckin-M-A-N cant stand no mother fuckin Ying-Yang Twins
i think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant, irritating bunch of noise
if you dont give a damn gon throw it out
if you dont give a damn gon throw it out
to the window, up against the wall
laugh when the motherfucker falls
these fools cant rap at all

i never buy a tune
from the Neptunes
when they beat come on
i hope it go off soon
Fabolous, whats Fabolous about
i think he terrible, music unbearable
rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man)
i rest my case

Kelis, wow, i hate her so much right now
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
who gave her a record deal, oh my god!
Nas is in the video with Kelis
Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce
both of these rappers are whack
yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante
the music industry is usin the slang
and trying to play it off like they doing their thing

cmon Cameron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy
how can you be from a city so black
and bust shitty lyrics thats whick whick whack(get back on Kelis)
oh yeah Kaelis, this is what i want you to do
get on your knees, face me,
i got a milkshake for you and its tasty
just like your album

Puff Daddy, enough already
now its P. Diddy still sound shitty
how can your group be called Da Band
no body plays an instrument man
i dont play B2K
R&B singers B2Gay (you know they broke up over money)
oh yeah, thats too bad, i dont care
i think its good, no doubt
they can stop putting all that bullshit out
like what a girl want what a girl need
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave
what a girl want what a girl need
a fuckin job and a brand new hair weave
a bump bump bump
that is all i wanna do
a bump bump bump
thats my song thats what i wrote down on the peice of paper
a bump bump bump
call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse with me

real pimps get down on the flow
but i dont see a hoe in the video
why is David Banner runnin from the clan
what happened to the bitches man
Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes
its supposed to be about Cadillacs
not David Banner bringin dead people back
even though its all good
it might get misunderstood
damn skippy, mississippi is the hood
raps im writing up, i cant lighten up
until these whack ass rappers tightin up

Missy Elliot, she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it
her cd aint worth it
put you money in your pocket and reverse it

Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit

i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here
i cant stand her music going in my ear
if you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here

most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
most rappers are whack just like the people they attract

hey man, hey, look Trina's on tv
oh yeah, ooh she fine
hey homie, Trinas on tv, she cute
not when she rappin, press mute

and now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution
even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)
even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cantstandEve), harmonize
even with her weave, i cant stand Eve
even with her weave, i cant stand Eve

i cant stand Eve
thats what i said
she got a pin head
most peoples head is round
hers go up and down, like a peanut
she could be pretty
if her attitude wasnt so shitty
talkin bout you tryin to come through the back door
she aint got no back door
what she talkin smack fo'

male bashin with Mary J
like queen latifa she must be gay
in my radio you gets no play not today
what the fuck happened to MTV
why these whack people get to make a cd

i dont know man look at 50 Cent
he dont move his mouth when he rap man
he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what im sayin
he dont move his mouth
(mumbling)
open your mouth
(more mumbling)
ill teach you how to stunt

teach me how to stunt
they need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt
get high get drunk and take it easy
and stop making songs so cheesy
now Manny Fresh is actually fresh
and Juvenille, i like his style
but the worst rapper i ever heard man
is the whack ass mother fuckin Birdman
what about Silk the Shocker
my name is Silk and ill shock you
ive jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker

Vind dat laatste nummer van de exter tegen Brainpower ook wel aardig .... niet die op 2e jeugd maar die als reactie op Ghostbusters kwam.....weet alleen de titel niet meer.....moet hem nog wel ergens hebben


"Hang je dan ook "The Don" uit?
Kops schrijft een bon uit!
Smerige streken alsof je zegt
ik zuig een gebruikte tanpon uit!" "

Hit'em Up van 2pac.

ik vind het begin van 300 Bars van The Game zo grappig;D

(een klein meisje): ´´ I like 50 Cent, he reminds me of SpongeBob. And Tony Yayo is Blues Clues. And Lloyd Banks is Dora the Explorer. They're my friends´´


´´And Olivia, I mean for a man she hot´´

My Bitch van The Game vinkwel een lekkere disstrack en creep n crawl van Eazy E.

Masta Ace - Acknowledge (disst the high & the mighty)

[ Verse One ]
I hear these cats, but I ain't listening
A little faint dissing, a little scratch, a little paint missin'
But I still gleam and glisten, hot like a stream of piss 'n
I'm about to have ya whole team wishing
That you never got this shit started
You about to be dearly departed, you gotta be nearly retarded
To let me hear my name mention, try'na gain attention
Now I'm runnin' through this game lynchin'
And I heard a few cats tryna take shots on the low
These extra-felt rappers tryna fuck with a real pro
One thing; who named y'all the High and the Mighty?
To me, ya'll just sound like a couple of High Whities
You had to be on mad coke and XTC,
To think for a second, you can stand next to me
Look, don't ever again mention my name in ya freestyles
Or I cut off ya transmission faster than Lee Miles
And I heard ya album, this must be something you're new at
'Cause I rather hear a Little Wayne-Little Zane duet
My cellphone stay ringin', like a slap in the air
So I hope y'all don't plan to make a rappercareer
'Cause ever since Head was infernin' I been burnin'
Next year, y'all be up in Rawkus, interning
And I shoulda let you known what your governement names are
To make shore you +Take It Personal+ like Gang Starr, motherfuckers


[ Verse Two ]
Yo, yeah I heard of the Boogiemann when I was a youse, scary
And I found out that he was as fake as a tooth-fairy
Since my last mission this nigga's been ass-kissing
I took a minute, I gave your single a fast listen
Tell me this, no pot to piss in? How you dissin'
You group holmes are about to report that you missing
And I don't know who was worse, the track or the verse
I'ma get to your producer, but I'm smacking you first
See I couldn't even find one nigga that heard of you
I did find a few cats that wanted to murder you
But I told 'em "Chill", I let 'em know you was my son
And I promise I can pay support to you twenty-one
Consider me the clothes on your back and a warm meal
Who knows, this might just get you a deal
And the day that your album go on sale for the first hour
Just remember like Nas nigga, +I Gave You Power+
I figured out he some help, 'cause you need lots
I make your producer change his name to Speed Nottz
Tell him I say "Fuck him!" for doing the tracks
Matter of fact, fuck Fat Beats, for doing the wax
I'ma diss you via e-mail and dental effects
I'ma diss you by two-way, I ain't gon' never relax
I'ma diss you over fast, slow track or no track
If your shit wasn't so wack, I dissed you to yo' track
You that little fish that I catch and I throw back
And by the way, give 50 Cent his flow back
You that cat in the club that get hit with a bottle
Fuckin' with me? You better of trying to hit lotto
And don't answer back, this is hard shit to follow
And you can't spit nigga, so you obviously must swollow, motherfucker..

Haha, ja dat vind ik ook erg grappig.

Beste disstrack...
Eminem heeft een aantal leuke gemaakt. Vond die van Nas, Ether ook wel vet. Hit 'Em Up zie ik niet echt als een 'serieuze diss' maar die vind ik ook wel leuk, zo ook Against All Odds en Bomb First van hem. Tussen zoveel disses van The Game zitter er een paar leuke bij. Ook die van Eazy E vond ik vet.

Geen diss dit, maar vind deze tekst van Blaq Poet over 'beefs' en al dat dissen in de Hip-Hop wereld wel erg goed:

"Hello please record a message after the tone"

[Intro: Poet]
Yo, what's the deal, yo whattup Primo, man
All these niggaz man poppin shit, and shit
All these niggaz is rich
Nobody wanna die, nobody really wanna kill eachother
Anybody just need to fall back, aha
Cause everybody payin'
Everybody just need to fall back and do them
"Yeah y'all, come on!"

[Poet]
Aiiyo Summerjam live, Jigga goin' at Nas
Yo...what's goin' on with these guys?
Next thing you know, Nas goin' at Jay
+Ether+ to the dome tried to blow him away
Motherfuckers wanna make it to some Queensbridge - Marcy shit
Believe me, New York, we don't wanna spark this shit
We still be buildin' these women and children
The whole shit will turn to Ground Zero if we start illin'
Look at Foxy and Tim what's wrong with them
Both of them platinum, used to be bitches
Now they wanna give eachother stitches, damn
Is that how it is, when niggaz get riches
You got 50 with Ja, 50 with Jay
50 with anybody that get in 50 way
G-Unit, Jadakiss and Beanie
That's a ill one believe me
They should take it to T.V
Cam'ron and Esco who got the best flow
DMX whoa goin' at ya little bro'
And the whole Roc-A-Fella wanna get at Jaz-O
Eminem, come on now that's a no-no
Disrespectin' your moms we don't play that shit yo
Even as a crack fiend mama, black queen mama
You learned Tupac and that's the king of drama
Dr. Dre should've told ya
But he to busy goin' at Jermaine Dupri to show ya
But Blaq Poet pull a trigger
We know you nice for get you white just rep it right nigga
I look over at the westside
I see Snoop, Suge, Xzibit 'bout to collide
And make some real nigga wanna cry
It's like niggaz forgot about Pac and B-I.
The only way to settle this; battle it out
1-0-6 in park and leave the gat at the house
If not ain't no more to be yappin about
Get back to makin' your joints 'cause that's what rap is about
Yo that shit is weak and all y'all niggaz know it
You can keep it on to lead it cause it's just A Message From Poet
SAY WHAT
That shit is weak and all y'all niggaz know it
You can keep it on to lead it and this is just A Message From Poet
"Yeah y'all come on!"

Dat ik hier nog niet gereageerd heb, eens doen, ik las hier een paar erg aardige dingen btw, bedankt daarvoor, één van mijn favo dissen ooit is toch:

Royce da 5'9" - Malcolm X (D12 Diss)

Deze tegen Proof was hard:
Since Slim signed 50, I don't see your teeth as much
That's good, cause you got a grill like a fuckin truck!
DAMN HOMIE, it's history, over, hang it up
Go somewhere and hang up some 50 posters, PUNK
You speak too late, y'all prolly gon' go up to them awards
and get yo' ass whooped by B2K

Bizarre werd ook grondig aangepakt:
You, BITCH, Bizarre you a fat stutterin fuck
You a joke, I choke whoever buttered you up
I've been ridin by your house, you don't come out too much
You hidin, when I find you I'ma snatch you out of that truck
and tie your fat stankin ass to your couch and just
FEED YOU, you already look like you about to bust
Nigga you can run or hide; I'll be on your porch
with a cheeseburger tryin to lure you outside!
'Cause he's in it, Bizarre say G-g-g-g-g-g-unit
I bet you throw some extra "g's" in it
Just like a stutterin' fool, can't reach intelligence
He sweats when he raps, cuz he got a speach impediment
You, BITCH, Porky's pig and Porky's tomb
About to dig his own grave with a fork and spoon

Deze naar heel de groep was wel grappig:
You, BITCH, let's face it I gave it to y'all
My lil' sister got six puppies that's braver than y'all (puppies barking)
Niggaz is startin' the beef I'm 'bout to end with the quickness
I'm 'bout to end this quicker than Bizarre can finish a biscuit

you lil punk ass niggaz, y'all can scream and yell all you want
I feel like I'm battlin' Kenan & Kel

Willekeurige volgorde:

- Canibus - Second Round K.O. [LL Cool J Diss]
- Eazy-E - Real Muthaphuckkin G's (Ft. Gangsta Dresta & B.G. Knocc Out) [Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg Diss]
- Eminem - The Warning [Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Diss]
- The Game - My Bitch [50 Cent, Jay-Z & Suge Knight Diss]
- Ice Cube - No Vaseline [N.W.A. Diss]
- Jay-Z - Takeover [NaS & Prodigy Diss]
- Lloyd Banks - Officer Down [Rick Ross Diss]
- Masta Ace - Acknowledge [The High & Mighty & Boogieman Diss]
- NaS - Ether [Jay-Z Diss]
- 50 Cent - Back Down [Ja Rule Diss]
- 50 Cent - Officer Ricky Go Ahead Try Me [Rick Ross, DJ Khaled & Lil' Wayne Diss]

Masta Ace - Acknowledge

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Haha, ook een mooie inderdaad.

Nas - Ether (beste ooit)
2pac - Hit em Up
Eazy E- Real mothafuckin' gz
Canibus - Second round KO
Masta Ace - Acknowledge
Obie Trice - Shit hits the fan (vooral Dre zijn stuk over Ja Rule)
Eminem - Toy soldiers
Jay-Z - Takeover
Death Row - Fuck Dre
Talib - Ghetto Show

Dat zijn zowat de bekendste die me zo meteen te binnen schieten.

Negativ - Dacht je nou echt

Was de aanleiding om hiphop te gaan luisteren

Ik heb me nooit zo bezig gehouden met disstracks, ondanks dat ik ze wel allemaal ken. Ik kies zelf naar wie ik luister, Beef of geen Beef. Maar de beste disstrack aller tijden is

2pac - Die Slow.

Eminem-Doe Rae Me & Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya?!

Zonder gein te vind ik How Do You Sleep van John Lennon echt een harde diss.

Those freaks was right when they said you was dead
The one mistake you made was in your head

Mijn favoriete diss track is nu Ripper Strikes Back. Het heeft alles: harde beat, aggressieve flows, sterke lines en een catchy refrein.

@TheLegacy: Who Shot Ya was toch geen diss?

Er zijn al veel goede genoemd.
Mijn favorieten zijn zover ik nu kan bedenken:

Al genoemd:
2pac - Hit Em Up
Nas - Ether
Dr. Dre Ft. Snoop Dogg - Fuck With Dre Day
Eazy E - Real Muthaphuckkin G's

Obie Trice Ft. Eminem & Dr. Dre - Shit Hits The Fan (Benzino & Ja Rule Diss)

Dr. Dre:
“Tryin to add fuel to the fire. This little nigga, Ja Rule
Talking bout he's gonna slap me. Nigga please
You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees”


Verder vond ik de tracks van Eminem tegen Benzino altijd erg sterk:

Eminem - Bully (Benzino & Ja Rule Diss)
Eminem - Nail in the coffin (Benzino Diss)

“I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me
and our asses will both be history
But then again youl'll finally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent"


En ook klinkt lekker:

50 cent - so disrespectful (The Game & Young Buck diss)

“Come on Game you’ll never be my equal,
your homie shoot dogs, my nigga shoot people,
see me I’m what your never gon be,
I’m in that tax bracket your never gon see.”
…
“I gave Game hits, he told me to suck dick,
start screaming Westside and Dre ain’t say shit”

Illu volgens mij was who shot ya een diss van BIG tegen Tupac ofzo ?

Ja, volgens mij zou dat eigenlijk geen diss zijn ofzo. Maar het werd door Pac gezien als een diss en de track vind ik gewoon vet! Dus laten we het gewoon ff voor de leukigheid een diss noemen