Overig / Algemeen / Just a joke
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geplaatst: 17 maart 2012, 15:47 uur
panjoe schreef:
Omroep Maxim is terug, en hoe! Klik.
Ik hou al van Maxim Hartman's metatelevisie sinds Rembo en Rembo, maar deze aflevering gaat misschien nog wel verder dan de afleveringen van seizoen 1
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Omroep Maxim is terug, en hoe! Klik.
Ik hou al van Maxim Hartman's metatelevisie sinds Rembo en Rembo, maar deze aflevering gaat misschien nog wel verder dan de afleveringen van seizoen 1
. 
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geplaatst: 17 maart 2012, 19:01 uur
Die laatste kende ik al, maar het blijft inderdaad wel grappig. 
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geplaatst: 18 maart 2012, 17:26 uur
Nope, van een andere forum geplukt. Maar ik vond hem wel sterk 
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geplaatst: 18 maart 2012, 21:03 uur
Een fragment uit een van de leukste films die ik in een lange tijd heb gezien!
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Rizz
geplaatst: 19 maart 2012, 10:40 uur
"If you are travelling at 80 miles per hour. How long does it take to travel 80 miles?"
[embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Qhm7-LEBznk#![/embed]
[embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Qhm7-LEBznk#![/embed]
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geplaatst: 19 maart 2012, 11:08 uur
Het niveau van de grappen is weer waardeloos. Waar is onze favoriete moppentapper?
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geplaatst: 19 maart 2012, 12:17 uur
Ok, eentje in het Engels dan maar...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for 10 million bucks.
This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is my 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
Then the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's head, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win. The money is in a briefcase buried behind a shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in New Orleans!"
The Godfather asks the attorney eagerly, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for 10 million bucks.
This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where is my 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The attorney using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
Then the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's head, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win. The money is in a briefcase buried behind a shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in New Orleans!"
The Godfather asks the attorney eagerly, "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says, you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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geplaatst: 19 maart 2012, 12:19 uur
Two tourists were driving through Wales.
At “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysi liogogogoch”
They stopped for lunch and asked the waitress.
“Before we order, Can you settle an argument for us?”
“Could you please pronounce where we are….. VERY SLOWLY?”
The Waitress leaned over so she could be heard and said.
“Burrrrr Gurrrrr Kinnngggg!!”
At “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysi liogogogoch”
They stopped for lunch and asked the waitress.
“Before we order, Can you settle an argument for us?”
“Could you please pronounce where we are….. VERY SLOWLY?”
The Waitress leaned over so she could be heard and said.
“Burrrrr Gurrrrr Kinnngggg!!”
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geplaatst: 19 maart 2012, 12:47 uur
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning and one woman lost it completely. She stood up at the front of the plane and screamed. 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and
hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning
his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He
removed his shirt.
Muscles rippled across his chest.
She gasped . . .
Then, he spoke . . . 'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.'
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and
hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning
his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He
removed his shirt.
Muscles rippled across his chest.
She gasped . . .
Then, he spoke . . . 'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.'
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