Mwa, voorspelbaar..

Ik vind ze alledrie wel aardig.

Die eerste en laatste zijn erg voorspelbaar (al is die laatste toch best leuk), maar die tweede is erg leuk .

Die tweede is inderdaad het leukst.

Die eerste vind ik eigenlijk het leukst, bij de tweede kan ik geen link leggen tussen die vraag en het antwoord en de derde is eigenlijk een hele bekende en beroemde grap.

Hoe noem je het als een dikke negerin naakt in de sneeuw poept ?

Winter

Ik heb heel sterk het gevoel dat daar nu net de grap zit. Maar ik kan me vergissen natuurlijk.

Wellicht heeft IllumSphere een (verborgen) natuurtalent voor Welsh en begrijpt hij gewoon niet hoe mensen moeite zouden kunnen hebben met de uitspraak van 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndro-bwllllantysi liogogogoc'.

Edit: eitje trouwens, die uitspraak. Dat moet ik Illumsphere inderdaad meegeven.

Geen kunst aan inderdaad, ze spreken de pwllgwyngyllgogery helemaal niet uit

3 leuke moppen van GrafGantz.

And that's when the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap.. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson Canadian for $24.95. Instead, she bought a jar of face cream for $17.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the face cream..

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for my SSN. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...so, I took her to a gas station.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a bathroom scale.


One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

GE-NI-AAL Kan niet beter.

Ik zou zeggen: stoppen op je hoogtepunt, Assurancetourix!

Nee, ga door. Dit topic heeft je nodig.

Nou, ben benieuwd wie hier deze maand nog overheen gaat.

Dat zei ik vanochtend ook tegen m'n vriendin.

Nou, wat heb ik gewonnen?

Een enkeltje Temptation Island?

Een linkse directe?

Alsof m'n vriendin die grap begrijpt...

Airhead Airlines, Flight 101, is coming in for a landing, and the pilot is freaking out. The sweat is jumping off his brow. (Planel anding and screeching to a halt.) RRRtttt! He turns to the co-pilot, and he says, "Man, that is the shortest runway I ever landed on."
The co-pilot says, "Yeah, and so wide."

Nou nou.