Eveningguard schreef:
Je post een beetje te veel nu.

Sectumsempra schreef:
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Ik vraag me al eeuwen af wat hij nou precies aan zijn hol smeert... Misschien wil ik het wel niet weten.

Rizz schreef:
Dat filmpje van die Japanners is vermakelijk irritant

So I get back from this hunting trip. I had an excellent time getting drunk with my friends and listening to Led Zeppelin in the forrest. I even bagged two bucks. All in all, I had a good time, as did my buddies. We make it back to civilization and I dress the bucks in my garage (having not done it at camp like a lazy fuck). Short drive, nothing to worry about.

So anyway, dead animals are hanging by hooks in my garage, blood everywhere. I get most of the way done and go to take a shower. As I step out, I hear my doorbell ring. Not having expected anybody, I peek out the blinds to see who it is. To my displeasure, a trio of Jehova's Witnesses are darkening my doorstep. I hatch an evil plan in an instant.

Answering the door dripping wet in a towel, I greet them.

Them: (Smiles glimmer, then vanish immediately) “Hello, sir! Do you have some time to talk about God?”

Me: “Only if you have time to hear about Satan!”

Them: “Whatever do you mean?”

Me: “I am preparing a ritual sacrifice. You are welcome to join me.”

I step onto my porch and around my house, leading them to the garage. The gents all turn white as I lift the garage door and they see everything inside: dead animals, blood, tools, widdly bits, my bolt action rifle and ammo boxes, etc.

Me: (turning on my psychopath look) “Would you like to partake of my dark offering to his sanguine majesty?”

Towel drops.

Them: “Have a nice day, sir!”

The three of them skedaddle at 99% light speed while I suppress very intense laughter. Rather, they depart while I fail to suppress my laughter, bursting out into hearty hysterics which I'm sure sounded quite malevolent. I get dressed, clean up, store the extra meat in my freezer, cook venison steak, open a bottle of wine, and put on Discovery Channel.

Best day of my life.

Jocharo-T schreef:
De onzichtbare man!

leander? schreef:


Het is Chinees. Het concept is inderdaad typisch Japans, maar alleen Chinezen kunnen zoiets zo matig na doen. Bovendien zijn de karakters duidelijk Chinees (vooral blokjes, Japans schrift is veel '"vrijer").

Arrie schreef:

Ja, je kan wel heel interessant doen alsof je er verstand van hebt, maar je zit er toch mooi naast.

Het is dus Japans.