Overig / Algemeen / Just a joke #2
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geplaatst: 16 mei, 12:53 uur
Van enkele maanden geleden, maar gepaste dag om deze nog eens te plaatsen:
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geplaatst: 28 mei, 08:45 uur
One day, Putin visits a school and gives a speech about how excellent the Russian government is and how Russia is the greatest country in the world.
At the end of the speech, he invites the students to ask questions.
A boy stands up and says:
“Hello, my name is Sasha, and I have two questions.”
Putin replies:
“Alright, go ahead.”
Sasha asks:
“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?
And why haven’t we won the war yet?”
At that exact moment, the lunch bell rings and everyone leaves for lunch.
After lunch, the Q&A session continues and another student stands up.
“Hello, my name is Boris, and I have four questions.”
Putin says:
“Yes?”
Boris asks:
“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?
Why haven’t we won the war?
Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early?
And where is Sasha?”
At the end of the speech, he invites the students to ask questions.
A boy stands up and says:
“Hello, my name is Sasha, and I have two questions.”
Putin replies:
“Alright, go ahead.”
Sasha asks:
“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?
And why haven’t we won the war yet?”
At that exact moment, the lunch bell rings and everyone leaves for lunch.
After lunch, the Q&A session continues and another student stands up.
“Hello, my name is Boris, and I have four questions.”
Putin says:
“Yes?”
Boris asks:
“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?
Why haven’t we won the war?
Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early?
And where is Sasha?”
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geplaatst: 29 mei, 13:11 uur
Kramer schreef:
"Ik wil schreeuwen in je tieten" was zoveel mooier geweest.
"Ik wil schreeuwen in je tieten" was zoveel mooier geweest.
Je vast een echte boezemvriend, echter dit is een goed voorbeeld van een irrealis: waarom denk je dat ze baby's fopspenen geven?
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geplaatst: gisteren om 14:12 uur
CHIEP schreef:
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Hahaha, iedereen weet toch dat dit Paramore is?
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