Genres / Hip-Hop / Favoriete punchline
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geplaatst: 30 mei 2006, 01:08 uur
Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff
Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
Om de man nog maar eens een keer aan te halen.
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us
Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff
Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
Om de man nog maar eens een keer aan te halen.
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geplaatst: 30 mei 2006, 03:17 uur
En deze geniale binnenkomer. (volgens Nas, voor hem bestemd)
Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
As I crush so-called willies, thugs, and rapper-dons
Get in that ass, quick fast, like ramadan
It's that rap phenomenon Don-Dadda, fuck Poppa
You got ta, call me, Francis M.H. White
in tank-light totes, tote iron
Was told in shootouts, stay low, and keep firin
Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the Door
Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
As I crush so-called willies, thugs, and rapper-dons
Get in that ass, quick fast, like ramadan
It's that rap phenomenon Don-Dadda, fuck Poppa
You got ta, call me, Francis M.H. White
in tank-light totes, tote iron
Was told in shootouts, stay low, and keep firin
Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the Door
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geplaatst: 30 mei 2006, 12:57 uur
Step into the club smoothly with a L in my hand
Bitches know that I'm a freak like the elephant man
Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech
en ook al zit m'n mond vol met chips
ik blijf gewoon kletsen
net als platte handen op die blote bips
Extince - Kaal of Kammen
(echt goede tekst dat nummer vind ik)
Bitches know that I'm a freak like the elephant man
Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech
en ook al zit m'n mond vol met chips
ik blijf gewoon kletsen
net als platte handen op die blote bips
Extince - Kaal of Kammen
(echt goede tekst dat nummer vind ik)
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geplaatst: 30 mei 2006, 20:13 uur
Nee, maar de manier hoe BIG hier het verhaal beschrijft is wel geniaal. Net of je erbij bent
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 11:02 uur
Immortal Technique heeft toch wel geniale punchlines:
I'm the stronghold on your neck that doesn't let you breathe
Stronger than the fake image of God in which you believe
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
I'm the stronghold on your neck that doesn't let you breathe
Stronger than the fake image of God in which you believe
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
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geplaatst: 31 mei 2006, 18:27 uur
Voor mensen die van Immortal Technique houden, hij treedt binnekort op in de Melkweg.
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geplaatst: 8 juni 2006, 14:14 uur
Smoke so much weed you wouldn`t believe,
And i get more ass than a toilet seat.
Erge goede van mr. Nate Dogg!
And i get more ass than a toilet seat.
Erge goede van mr. Nate Dogg!
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geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 01:27 uur
Eigenlijk is I used to love her van Common ook gewoon een onvervalst sterke punchline.
Hetzelfde geldt voor I gave you power van Nas.
Ow, deze dubbelzinnige is trouwens ook goed. In ronde 4 van Bet Freestyle Friday battle zei Jin (een aziatische rapper die op zijn uiterlijk werd gepakt):
Ask your girl, I was doing something in her house.
Matter a fact, she had my eggroll and my dumplings in her mouth.
Next time you see her, bring extra protection.
Next time you see her, it's a wrap.
Hetzelfde geldt voor I gave you power van Nas.
Ow, deze dubbelzinnige is trouwens ook goed. In ronde 4 van Bet Freestyle Friday battle zei Jin (een aziatische rapper die op zijn uiterlijk werd gepakt):
Ask your girl, I was doing something in her house.
Matter a fact, she had my eggroll and my dumplings in her mouth.
Next time you see her, bring extra protection.
Next time you see her, it's a wrap.
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Melle K
geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 12:09 uur
MJ_DA_MAN schreef:
Step into the club smoothly with a L in my hand
Bitches know that I'm a freak like the elephant man
Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech
Step into the club smoothly with a L in my hand
Bitches know that I'm a freak like the elephant man
Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech
Volgens mij is dat de slechtste regel die Immortal Technique ooit heeft geschreven?
I'm obnoxious, motherfucker can't you tell
run through Little Havannah yelling: 'Viva Fidel'
jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
drinking bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
like working for white people after watching rosewood
swallow mecenary, I don't care how I get richer
like American companies that did business with Hitler
get the picture nigga, I'm the best of both worlds
without the hidden camera, and the 12 year old girl
at stage at your basics, you aren't half the man that I am
I throw your gang sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand
give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain
that's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain
I'll bust of on her face, and right after the segment
she'll propably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant
I said it I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies
like pro lifers, that support the death penalty
and don't talk about war, when niggaz know that your pus
a fucking hipocrit draft charger like George Bush
don't push me nigga, cuz I'm close to the edge
and I'll jump of with a rope that's wrapped around your head
send a death fetus to my ex on valentines day
the safety's off nigga, so get the fuck out my way
run through Little Havannah yelling: 'Viva Fidel'
jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
drinking bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
like working for white people after watching rosewood
swallow mecenary, I don't care how I get richer
like American companies that did business with Hitler
get the picture nigga, I'm the best of both worlds
without the hidden camera, and the 12 year old girl
at stage at your basics, you aren't half the man that I am
I throw your gang sign up, and then I'll spit on my hand
give me a hundred grand, give me your watch, give me your chain
that's your girl, bitch get over here, give me some brain
I'll bust of on her face, and right after the segment
she'll propably rub it in her pussy, trying to get herself pregnant
I said it I meant it, that's the way I deal with enemies
like pro lifers, that support the death penalty
and don't talk about war, when niggaz know that your pus
a fucking hipocrit draft charger like George Bush
don't push me nigga, cuz I'm close to the edge
and I'll jump of with a rope that's wrapped around your head
send a death fetus to my ex on valentines day
the safety's off nigga, so get the fuck out my way
Kan daaruit alle lines wel apart gaan noemen maar dit is wel een van de betere teksten die ik heb gezien.
Verder trouwens niet zo'n fan van Immortal Technique
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geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 12:48 uur
Melle K schreef:
Volgens mij is dat de slechtste regel die Immortal Technique ooit heeft geschreven?
(quote)
Volgens mij is dat de slechtste regel die Immortal Technique ooit heeft geschreven?
Is misschien waar ja maar vond hem wel grappig.
Maar de tekst van You Never Know mag wel een van zijn besten worden genoemd.
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geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 13:09 uur
Maar ik denk (en vele andere) dat dit stukje uit Wu-Tang's Triumph toch wel een van de bekendste en beste is:
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
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geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 13:37 uur
Leuk stukje in Bright eyes nummer road to joy:
Well I could have been a famous singer
If I had someone else’s voice
But failure’s always sounded better
Lets fuck it up boys, make some noise!
Well I could have been a famous singer
If I had someone else’s voice
But failure’s always sounded better
Lets fuck it up boys, make some noise!
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geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 14:45 uur
Hoewel ik Bright Eyes erg goed vind, zou ik 'm toch niet onder hip-hop of R&B willen scharen. 
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geplaatst: 9 juni 2006, 20:25 uur
If I say Rockstar, I'm talking about rocking the mic
My shit's hot like the rock fiend dropping a pipe
These cats are idiots, with raps so pussy they catch period's
I'm serious, my life is like a drug experience
A porno movie with no plot and I'm the only guy in it
Like Vivid video's with Kobe Tai dime bitches
Ill Bill rap crusader, chilling in the black Navigator
Canarsie to Pennsylvania
Non Phixion - Rock Stars
My shit's hot like the rock fiend dropping a pipe
These cats are idiots, with raps so pussy they catch period's
I'm serious, my life is like a drug experience
A porno movie with no plot and I'm the only guy in it
Like Vivid video's with Kobe Tai dime bitches
Ill Bill rap crusader, chilling in the black Navigator
Canarsie to Pennsylvania
Non Phixion - Rock Stars
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geplaatst: 11 juni 2006, 12:12 uur
I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or a sess.
Cause its known to give a brother brain damage.
And brain damage on the mic don't manage
Nuthin'
But makin' a sucker and you equal.
Don't be another sequel...
Cause its known to give a brother brain damage.
And brain damage on the mic don't manage
Nuthin'
But makin' a sucker and you equal.
Don't be another sequel...
Dre op Express Yourself. En dan daarna met The Chronic komen
.Blijft toch de leukste.
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geplaatst: 14 juni 2006, 15:50 uur
Melle K schreef:
Get the picture nigga, I'm the best of both worlds
Without the hidden camera and the 12 year old girl
Get the picture nigga, I'm the best of both worlds
Without the hidden camera and the 12 year old girl
Toen ik die de eerste keer hoorde, moest ik echt ontzettend lachen.
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geplaatst: 14 juni 2006, 18:31 uur
Opgezwolle:
Vind de huisbaas boos op mijn dak, geef em trap en haal em eraf.
Vind de huisbaas boos op mijn dak, geef em trap en haal em eraf.
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Improvision
geplaatst: 14 juni 2006, 19:40 uur
You can blame Shawn, but I ain't invent the game
I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
-Jay-Z: Public Service Announcement
education, I'm out like respiration
to get things you need preperation
in this foul nation landincorporations
no chance becoming folk to advance
that American dream is no real thing
people of four colours dying for the freeing
-Azariah: Purity
I just rolled the dice, tryin to get some change
-Jay-Z: Public Service Announcement
education, I'm out like respiration
to get things you need preperation
in this foul nation landincorporations
no chance becoming folk to advance
that American dream is no real thing
people of four colours dying for the freeing
-Azariah: Purity
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geplaatst: 24 juni 2006, 19:16 uur
Gang Starr:
It don't matter, you don't have to be likin me man
Keep playin, you'll be layin there, right where you stand
Super nummer ook
It don't matter, you don't have to be likin me man
Keep playin, you'll be layin there, right where you stand
Super nummer ook
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Melle K
geplaatst: 24 juni 2006, 19:41 uur
I leave scientists mentally scarred, triple xtra large, wild like rockstars who smash guitars
Blijft een legendarische regel vind ik
Ze noemen me Jaws, omdat ik altijd high ben,
Populair in Limburg omdat ik zo fly ben.
Ook te grappig, sowieso is Jiggy echt goed in punchlines.
En Let Me Watch zou je in z'n geheel kunnen posten, wat een geniaal nummer is dat, echt perfectie nabij in mijn ogen, al gaat het niet om de punchlines maar om de tekst als geheel.
Blijft een legendarische regel vind ik
Ze noemen me Jaws, omdat ik altijd high ben,
Populair in Limburg omdat ik zo fly ben.
Ook te grappig, sowieso is Jiggy echt goed in punchlines.
En Let Me Watch zou je in z'n geheel kunnen posten, wat een geniaal nummer is dat, echt perfectie nabij in mijn ogen, al gaat het niet om de punchlines maar om de tekst als geheel.
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Relax
geplaatst: 24 juni 2006, 20:11 uur
Excellent - Tuigraps
" Het zijn van die dingen waarvan ik ziek word
Hoe wou je iemand battelen zittend achter een key board "
Heilig
" Het zijn van die dingen waarvan ik ziek word
Hoe wou je iemand battelen zittend achter een key board "
Heilig
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geplaatst: 25 juni 2006, 16:05 uur
Melle K schreef:
I'm obnoxious, motherfucker can't you tell
run through Little Havannah yelling: 'Viva Fidel'
.....
Van welk Immortal Technique nummer is dat?I'm obnoxious, motherfucker can't you tell
run through Little Havannah yelling: 'Viva Fidel'
.....
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eazyfan
geplaatst: 26 juni 2006, 14:15 uur
hier zijn nog wat geweldige punchlines en dan geef ik strax mijn favo (sorry voor een paar schrijfouten):
-early in the morning i wake,thinking about these dead fool lives that i hade to take
*Creep N Crawl (Eazy-E)
-peace to ice cube,peace to ice-t,DJ Quik you can suck my dick!!
*Step To Me (Tim Dog)
-Step Up got to bed cuz if u misled,u get a muth*fukin bullet in ya forehead
Real Niggaz (N.W.A)
-Second Round KO: heel die track is geweldig (Canibus)
en dan nu mijn favo:
-just say the word,i put your DNA on the curve,AND STICK MY DICK IN YA EAR AND FUCK WHAT YA HEARED
(rakim in Ill Bus Em You Punish Em van Canibus).
-early in the morning i wake,thinking about these dead fool lives that i hade to take
*Creep N Crawl (Eazy-E)
-peace to ice cube,peace to ice-t,DJ Quik you can suck my dick!!
*Step To Me (Tim Dog)
-Step Up got to bed cuz if u misled,u get a muth*fukin bullet in ya forehead
Real Niggaz (N.W.A)
-Second Round KO: heel die track is geweldig (Canibus)
en dan nu mijn favo:
-just say the word,i put your DNA on the curve,AND STICK MY DICK IN YA EAR AND FUCK WHAT YA HEARED
(rakim in Ill Bus Em You Punish Em van Canibus).
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geplaatst: 26 juni 2006, 14:56 uur
Dit is mijn all time favo punchline van Big Kiddy Qpid:
Het is half vijf en ik lig in mijn bed te schijten, kneiterstrak op mijn bijtring te bijten.
O, die is zo dodelijk!
Het is half vijf en ik lig in mijn bed te schijten, kneiterstrak op mijn bijtring te bijten.
O, die is zo dodelijk!
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geplaatst: 26 juni 2006, 17:00 uur
kill one of ours...we'll kill one of yours with some "friendly fire."
that's a funny term...like "civil war."
don't live for the moment. live for the constant.
die for what's right or get killed by your conscience.
there's a difference between conscience, conscious and conscientious.
contrary to popular belief, you're none of these.
Beide van Sage Francis
that's a funny term...like "civil war."
don't live for the moment. live for the constant.
die for what's right or get killed by your conscience.
there's a difference between conscience, conscious and conscientious.
contrary to popular belief, you're none of these.
Beide van Sage Francis
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