Ice Cube heeft veel leuke lines (zoals wel meer rappers), maar is toch geen punchline-koning?

Vind ik ook niet. Bij Big L kan ik me wel iets bij voorstellen, maar zeker niet bij Cube.

Oke wat overdreven maar hij heeft heel wat leuke punchlines

Plaats ze dan .

Ice Cube - The Nigga Ya Love to Hate

I heard payback’s a motherfucking nigga

"A lunatic, y'all know what I represent
The only rapper that wanna fist fight the president"

Ook leuk, is van It Takes A Nation. Ging nog over Bush.
Maar Ice Cube is zeker géén punchline koning inderdaad.

Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas - Nas on Ether.

Geweldige zin.

Wie ook vaker genoemd mag worden is Shady volgens mij

Zoals ( uit the real Slim Shady)

And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me

Of deze ook van Shady

uit Renegade

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it

Dit is een klassieker uit Lose Yourself

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's forgettin'
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

Prachtige lines.

En uit Bonnie and Clyde 97
Ook Shady

Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE!

Een ongeloofliujk duister nummer mar wel met prachtige lines erin!:P

Respect

Vette Lines toch??

Jawel alleen geen punchlines .

Ja daar zat ik ook al naar te zoeken man:P.
Het zijn dope lines maarten maar geen punchlines:P

One thing; who named y'all the High and the Mighty?
To me, ya'll just sound like a couple of High Whities
You had to be on mad coke and XTC,
To think for a second, you can stand next to me

Masta Ace - Acknowledge

Ah man die is toch niet vet .

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady:

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!

Sean Price - Onion Head:

Niggaz runnin' up, askin' bout Rock, I send y'all wacks to heaven
Motherfucker, ask God about 'Pac
Ask about B.I.G., motherfucker ask about Pun
Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns one

De Jeugd van Tegenwoordig - Voorjekijkendoorlopen:

fok hiphop ik wil gewoon stoer doen

Jay-Z - Public Service Announcement (interlude):

I check cheddar like a food inspector
en
I shoot at you actors like movie directors

Ok dit is een bonus:
GZA - Labels:

TOMMY ain't my motherfuckin' BOY
When he fake moves on a nigga you employ
Well I'll EMIRGE off ya set, now ya know God damn
I show LIVIN LARGE niggaz how to flip a DEF JAM
And RUFF up the motherfuckin' HOUSE
Cause I smother you COLD CHILLIN' mother fuckers are still WARNER BROTHERS
I'm RUTHLESS my clan don't have to act wild
That shit is JIVE, an old SLEEPING BAG/PROFILE
This soft comedian rap shit ain't the rough witty
On the reel to reel it wasn't from a TUFF CITY
Niggas be game, thinking that they lyrical surgeons
They know their mics are formed at VIRGIN
And if you ain't boned a mic you couldn't hurt a bee
That's like going to Venus driving a MERCURY
The CAPITOL of this rugged slang, is WU-TANG
Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game
I DEATH ROW an MC with mic cables
The EPIC is at a RUSH ASSOCIATED LABELS
From EASTWEST to ATCO, I bring it to a NEXT PLATEAU
But I keep it phat though
Yo, I'm hittin' batters up with the WILD PITCH style
I even show an UPTOWN/MCA style
Who thought he saw me on 4TH & BROADWAY
But I was out on the ISLAND, bombing MC's all day
My PRIORITY is that I'm FIRST PRIORITY
I bone the secret out a bitch in a sorority
So look out for A&M, the abbot and the master
Breakin' down your PENDULUM
As I fiend MC's out with a blow that'll numb the
a-ppendix, I'm holdin more more weight than COLUMBIA
Index INTERSCOPE, we RCA. clan
That's comin' with a plan to free a
slave of a mental death MC don't panic
Throw that A&R nigga off the boat in the ATLANTIC
Now who's the BAD BOY character, not from ARISTA
But firin' weapons released on GEFFEN
So duck as I struck with the soul of MOTOWN
While CENTRAL BROADCASTING SYSTEMS are slowed down
You're Dirty, like that Bastard
It's gettin drastic

Wat komen punchlines toch vaak geforceerd over als je dit zo leest.

Eens, je moet ze echt horen
Misschien dat ik daarom heel veel lines (als ik ze hier lees) niet zo tof vind.

Haha deze is idd hard.

pay attention to my sobriety
one drink and I'm thinking like Menace II Society

ook van Sean Price

My guns go boom boom your gums go powpow

Big L Put it on

die is ook leip man
blijft altijd in mn hoofd zitten:P

50 cent's a fag,
So is kanye West,
shooting hot sperm on each others chest

Van Steel Panther (een niet al te serieuze Metal band )

Die is echt te flauw, maar ik blijf er om lachen

Eminem - I'm Back

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

I will Rick James your hoe then go broke in the city
me, my wife, your bitch sniffing coke on the titty
listen we back in the building
fuck rap got a package of crack for your children

Sean Price op That's Incredible