Overig / Algemeen / Just a joke #2
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Assurancetourix
geplaatst: 19 november 2015, 21:36 uur
Stalin schreef:
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Hij is net aangespoeld.
http://static.zoom.nl/F887272ADA2CD686D689FD2D02B13610-aangespoelde-kwal.jpg
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geplaatst: 20 november 2015, 12:48 uur
Die bovenste kende ik in de variant 'How do you call a fat computer?'
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geplaatst: 20 november 2015, 18:04 uur
Assurancetourix schreef:
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Haha...die heb je zelf gemaakt (afbeelding)
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geplaatst: 21 november 2015, 15:41 uur
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Phuc Dat Bich Wants Facebook To Know That Yes, It's His Real Name Link
Phuc Dat Bich Wants Facebook To Know That Yes, It's His Real Name Link
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geplaatst: 21 november 2015, 21:58 uur
D'r zijn van die dagen dat ik hoop dat de lokale ***** strijder zowel Ass* en St* gelijktijdig gijzelt en en hen in 1 hok zet. Wat dat betekent voor de humor des mensheids laat zich raden.
Om mani padme hum
Om mani padme hum
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geplaatst: 24 november 2015, 09:45 uur
Mjuman schreef:
zowel Ass* en St* gelijktijdig gijzelt en en hen in 1 hok zet. Wat dat betekent voor de humor des mensheids laat zich raden.
zowel Ass* en St* gelijktijdig gijzelt en en hen in 1 hok zet. Wat dat betekent voor de humor des mensheids laat zich raden.
De bezoeken aan joyreactor zullen flink teruglopen.
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geplaatst: 24 november 2015, 15:20 uur
Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After awhile, one bloke looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland’
The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’
The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin, I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So am I!’
‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’
The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’
The other bloke responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?’
The other bloke answers, ‘I’m from Dublin, I am.’
The first one responds, ‘So am I!’
‘Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’
The other bloke says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’
The first one says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’
The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?’
The other bloke answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
The first one exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’
‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’
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geplaatst: 28 november 2015, 01:47 uur
Jezus Assurancetourix, onder welke steen kom jij vandaan? Dit is al zo oud als de weg naar Rome. Soms kan ik wel lachen om jou posts maar dit is van een mager kaliber.
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