Overig / Algemeen / Just a joke #2
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Misterfool
geplaatst: 2 mei 2017, 19:58 uur
De grootste grap is nog wel: dat zo'n poster beter opvalt dan de bandfoto's die je doorgaans ziet. De postermaker heeft dus ook nog eens de opdracht daadwerkelijk goed uitgevoerd. 
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geplaatst: 2 mei 2017, 20:13 uur
Sinds die laatste 2 berichten kan ik hier toch wel hartelijk om lachen, waarvoor dank.
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geplaatst: 2 mei 2017, 21:07 uur
Misterfool schreef:
De grootste grap is nog wel: dat zo'n poster beter opvalt dan de bandfoto's die je doorgaans ziet. De postermaker heeft dus ook nog eens de opdracht daadwerkelijk goed uitgevoerd.
De grootste grap is nog wel: dat zo'n poster beter opvalt dan de bandfoto's die je doorgaans ziet. De postermaker heeft dus ook nog eens de opdracht daadwerkelijk goed uitgevoerd.
De vraag is natuurlijk of dit gesprek überhaupt plaats heeft gevonden, maar het idee blijft goed.
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Onweerwolf
geplaatst: 5 mei 2017, 14:59 uur
Mogelijk al eens gepost in het verleden maar ik vond deze erg mooi gedaan.
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CHIEP (crew)
geplaatst: 15 mei 2017, 13:38 uur
Naar aanleiding van de nieuwe OMD deze nog eens boven halen:
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geplaatst: 27 mei 2017, 12:33 uur
Ze zei ooit ook het volgende: I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.
Dus het zou me niets verbazen.
Dus het zou me niets verbazen.
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Onweerwolf
geplaatst: 27 mei 2017, 12:53 uur
chevy93 schreef:
Ze zei ooit ook het volgende: I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.
Dus het zou me niets verbazen.
Ze zei ooit ook het volgende: I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation.
Dus het zou me niets verbazen.
Ach, ze was toen klaarblijkelijk op z'n hoogst nog maar 18 jaar want die quote zag ik ergens genoemd als zijnde gepubliceerd in 2002. Op het snijvlak van schattig en tenenkrommend.
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Franck Maudit
geplaatst: 10 juni 2017, 20:57 uur
14-jarige FM uitte een lieve kleine gniffel.
Youngest Son: Dad, what's the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy.
Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionares but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard !
Youngest Son: Dad, what's the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy.
Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionares but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard !
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geplaatst: 13 juni 2017, 12:00 uur
Ik moest even nadenken hoe 'Absorb' ookalweer werkte. Daarnaa moest ik gniffelen.
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geplaatst: 15 juni 2017, 09:22 uur
Tijd voor een (Engelstalige) tekstgrap:
3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp
One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50
The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.
The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.
Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.
The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.
Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.
Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."
Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp
One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie.
It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes." The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50
The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.
The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.
The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.
First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.
Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.
Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.
The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.
First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.
Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.
Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.
The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.
Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going. First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years." Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."
Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says:
"Guys, I think I fucked up."
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