"Brooklyn's Finest" ('96)

Jay-Z


Biggie

Niet echt een punchline, maar naar mijn mening erg grappig:

Phife Dawg:

The batteries I use are called Duracell
They last for three weeks so they do me well

Nas uit Let My Niggas Live:

police will break uss,but the streets raised us.

simpel,maar ook een erg vette line die me maar bijblijft.

Klopt, ik heb laatst ook filmpjes gezien waar Finesse Big L bracht in zijn shows om hem te laten freestylen. Goede samenwerking die 2.

Van Vakill
(bron: Wikepedia)

“Y’all can’t be serious, Vakill’s like Columbians sittin’ in a circle; my name has a ‘dope ring’ to it”

“My rap defy injury; I set the standard of nice so high, once I’m in heaven, 143,000 getting denied entry”

“I'm so against the grain that when I drop shit, my toilets flush clockwise”

“I pulled bricks from the walls of my imagination and threw them through the window of opportunity”

“Competitions are like parking spots good ones hard to find everything else is handicapped”

”Everytime lightbulbs pop over my head the roaches run across the dark walls of my sanity”

“I'm in a class by myself like a bitched up tutor hiding from Columbine shooters”

“Im Va hyphen violentest, pen a mime and a violinist with straight razors at your trachea Half postal worker half terrorist anthrax biochemist Im the sickest pushing the envelope, please”

“Born nice and dying nicest…Dionysus like I keep a handful of ass in the wine cooler" Dionysus = Greek god of wine/sex/theater

"...smoke y'all asses faster than DMX's household appliances"

“Its alright to show the late greats love But some of y’all is riding d*cks and don’t know it like a date rape drug”

“From getting brain and poo-nani from two mami's I'm tsunami with the spitting, you cartoon as n****s is Toonami”

"Bow, the kings home B**** The flow rings bells but ain’t none N**** seeing me like ding dong ditch" Ding-dong ditch: Ringing a doorbell, and bouncing.

“Hammers is all cocked; so many Makavelli mini me’s in the game it’s a F*ckin outbreak of smallpox(small pacs)”

“You couldn’t make headlines with raised eyebrows”

“Speak monastery fluid, my games gospel apostle that turns spit into monetary units”

“Pussy n***az develop ex-chromosomes when the chrome is shown”

“Recognize deaths sudden backups like surfin’ for porn with 2 left buttons/ you ain’t got the right click to save ass.”

"I’m a pimp…p**** falls in my lap like a strip full of clumsy crippled b*****s"

“last year n****s albums did more flopping than a Vlade Divac season” Vlade is an NBA player who’s known for flopping (acting) in order to get foul calls.

"Take my brain off safety and watch my *Eyedeas* drop *Shells* in Blaze Battle fashion"

Tattooed F-U-N on my dick for 'Fuck U Niggaz' while I POKE fun at ya bitches -Sickplicity,

“Those who wantin' to freestyle, go buy my tape twice and get a free dick in your mouth with two proofs of purchase”

“Put your money where your mouth is and I'll show you a dick with a bad case of paper cuts

Ik hoorde net op youtube deze van Big L op een optreden van Lord Finesse...

"I'm that nigga you ex-pect, to catch wreck on any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet..."

BRILJANT!

Vakill op Worst Fears Confirmed:

Guess who's back in this bitch again, full turn
Yep, your worst fears confirmed

Waarom? Hij is van toepassing op mij. Had school voor rechter gegooid, omdat ik vond dat ze me voor bullshit van school hadden gestuurd. En nu ben ik na 3 maand terug.

Aesop Rock in Daylight:

Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy

vind ik erg sterk

Idd, legendarisch

Just Escaped From The Rehabe For The Mentaly Disturbed, So Run Up I'm Like McDonalds Over Twelve Million Niggas Served
-Seagram - The Town
Ik zat weken met die line in mijn hoofd, kon het maar niet vinden omdat ik op de verkeerde Cd zocht totdat ik zijn MySpace contacteerde. Mja boeien is gewoon vette punchline vind ik.

Vond je de Kas afgezaagd? Arm schaap, ik geef je een kleinigheid.

Niet top, wel grappig.

Vind juist dat vervolg heel erg goed.

Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess

Ik zie eruit alsof ik al een week overleden ben.
Toch blijf ik stoer doen, alleen omdat ik neger ben.

Geweldig grappig .

Haha. Troublesome


Method Man:

The last album wasn't feeling my style
This time my foot up in they ass but they feelin' me now

0118-Vier

Standaard In Je Playlist heeft betere lines dan Licht uit spot aan. Beide staan ze in mijn top 5 nummers van 0118.

Volgens mij zijn die van standaard al genoemd


1 van Weks dan uit Over het leven, kon er wel om lachen.
Zelfs mijn x-box noemt me player.

Dies trouwens al eerder gezegd, maar alsnog een vette line.

Touch You:

And your opinion is nothing to me
I have plenty like bein' out of prison

Too Late:

Where were you the day hip-hop died?
Is it too early to mourn? Is it too late to ride?

Leave you so far in the dust that you forced to bite it

African Dream:

Way too used to living in death's shadow
We stay on point like the best arrow, arrow

Expansion Outro, for Women:

Said let me help this woman up the stairs before I get to steppin'

Down For The Count:

You straight bitch whether I say it or not

Hardcore til somebody put me under the ground
With a dick in your ear, still couldn't fuck with my sound

Ghetto Afterlife:

You don't know your enemy, so you fightin with yourself – Over diepzinnig gesproken

(So you tink that I’m a fool?)

Love Language:

We just don't understand our fundamental differences

Good Mourning:

You only scared to die when you ain't livin right

Just because no one can understand how you speak
don't necessarily mean that what you be sayin is deep

This Means You:

If, you, are, just, coming, in, I, will
say it, once, more, so, you, can, hear, cause
You, need, to, get, up, right, now
and, move, with, this, yes, this, means, you
You, you

These cats undercover like gay rappers dealin with mystery

The Blast:

Even when we suffer loses I account the victory

A young chameleon, adapt to any circumstance

Memories Live:

Het hele nr gewoon!

Soul Rebels:

We don't live for Hip-Hop, Hip-Hop, it lives for us

The stakes is !three feet high and rising! like De La Soul

Y'all think these challengers is here to make a man fold
Shoot I've been holdin' these joints since I was yea old
Came to confirm the fact that I've been on the payroll
Stay cold til one day make it hot and fade old
Continue til I'm dyin, rottin' out gray and old

Talib Kweli op Train of Thought.

Ho het topic heet wel favoriete punchlines; niet favoriete zinnetjes dieje 'raken' ofzo he

Trouwens ook niet uit die genoemde track maar uit Praatgroep met gastspreker.

Jah, maar sommige ervan zijn wel punchlines, maar had geen zin om die er allemaal uit te zoeken . Je moet een keer lui doen .

I buy my nickles from a dime that goes by the name of Penny

I got to work with what you gave me
Claimin' I'm acriminal, but you the one that made me

And did you ever stop to think
I'm old enough to go to war
But I ain't old enough to drink

So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a Fuck," and see who means it!

Yo, hoes in my fold can slow me, roll with the brokest homies
Cold and we hopeless lonelies, scolding my foes who phony
From blocks where coke can feed you and cops are over evil
They know some people who tell on felons who sold some diesil

Nas - My Way

Ja sorry, zat net daarvoor een ander nummer van hun samen te luisteren. Had niet echt nagedacht maargoed je hebt gelijk.

Nice

i smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if i werent, high i,d probably try to blow my brain out- 2pac lord knows

why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke - immortal technque obnoxious

"Life's a Bitch," but God-forbid the bitch divorce me
I'll be flooded with ice so hellfire can't scorch me

Virtuoso - Man Of The Hour:

I'm the curse, two dead lee like Brandon and Bruce
MC's kick a verse, then I hand them a noose

En uit die zelfde:

I strike the paltry, the holy taliban and papacy
your ballsy, my blade leave you spade for trying to rap with me
slash vas deferens in half past impotence
cowards are incompetent my powers are Omnipotent

En zo bevat ie er nog wel tientallen .

Jawat ft. Opgezwolle- Zwarte Koffie.

Hier en nu; zie je rappers lekker tof doen,
Met Eminem als inspiratie,
Denken dat het normaal is,
Dat het zo hoort en shit,
ongehoorde shit.
Volgend jaar zie je een paar op Re-play en Gordon shit.
Blije MC's ze zijn mij te trendy,
onder die baggie zit volgens mij een panty.


Toch geinig dat ze wel gelijk hebben gekregen omtrent Gordon en Lange Frans.

Ik kwam al rijmend uit mn moeder's vagina


Neger R. De Vries


See the doctor tried to smack me but I smacked him back

My first words were "thug for life" and "Papa pass the Mac."

2pac natuurlijk.

Die is erg vet ja


Welk nummer is dat ook al weer??