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Gardle To The Grave van Thug Life - Volume 1

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Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot:

Media try to do me
But I was a Boy-N-the-Hood before the movie



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Social_Mask schreef:
Gardle To The Grave van Thug Life - Volume 1
Cradle to the Grave

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MJ_DA_MAN schreef:
Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot:

Media try to do me
But I was a Boy-N-the-Hood before the movie




Goeie

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Chino XL - Even If It Kills Me:

Fuck 22's, I'll put you in a wheelchair, you'll be on 38's

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eazyfan
MJ_DA_MAN schreef:
Chino XL - Even If It Kills Me:

Fuck 22's, I'll put you in a wheelchair, you'll be on 38's

Die had ik pagina's terug ook gepost.

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Common in Heat:

You couldn't fuck with the style if you was a nymfo

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eazyfan
Life's not a bitch, life is a beotch, who keeps the villagers circling the marketplace, out searching for the G-spot, Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests, Or maybe you're just an asshole; maybe I'm just an asshole
Vooral hou hij ze brengt, keer op keer lig ik in een deuk

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eazyfan schreef:
Life's not a bitch, life is a beotch, who keeps the villagers circling the marketplace, out searching for the G-spot, Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests, Or maybe you're just an asshole; maybe I'm just an asshole
Vooral hou hij ze brengt, keer op keer lig ik in een deuk


Is deze van de andere versie van Daylight?

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eazyfan
Conway Twitty schreef:
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Is deze van de andere versie van Daylight?
Night Light ja.

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Chino XL's Nunca bevat natuurlijk meer punchlines dan sommige hele albums, maar de beste zijn nog wel (moest hier bijna hardop om lachen):

My multi-topical written flows containing subjects that vary,
but still all relative like West Virginian's before they marry


Zelfde nummer:

I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
with weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles


Zelfde nummer :

Boys and men cringes, through poison pen syringes
these niggas couldn't be stars if they were thrown by Chinese ninjas

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Ik zeg wat ik wil en een wet is geboren

Neger R. De Vries.

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Conway Twitty schreef:

My multi-topical written flows containing subjects that vary,
but still all relative like West Virginian's before they marry




Heb ik hier ook eens gezet. Chino XL is samen met Big L de koning van de punchlines.

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rico-bballer
me learning from your mistakes is the only way you can teach me-royce da 5'9''

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Big L -

I Knocked So Many Tooth Out, The Toothfairy Went Bankrupt


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MR. Lif -

My destination was the back door
Not because the bouncer told me not to come back
I'm just sneaking in the club because I got it like that


Hier moet ik toch wel om lachen

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Social_Mask schreef:
Big L -

I Knocked So Many Tooth Out, The Toothfairy Went Bankrupt

Briljant

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Harco
MJ_DA_MAN schreef:
Chino XL - Even If It Kills Me:

Fuck 22's, I'll put you in a wheelchair, you'll be on 38's


Social_Mask schreef:
Big L -

I Knocked So Many Tooth Out, The Toothfairy Went Bankrupt



Master.

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Cam
Talk about nines and tecs, and never shot a watergun


Xzibit
This is holocaust rap nigga, overreact
and I'ma bring it to yo' chest like an asthma attack


En nog maar eens wat Big L quotes:

Do me a favor, please get off the next man dick
And if you think I cant fuck with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no fuck it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up nigga, or shut your mouth up
Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, Im far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head


My style is harder than strong lumba, cute chicks get the dick, ugly bitches get the wrong numba


you ain't made a hit yet, you flop in a split sec
In the shower's the only time you get your dick wet


Im makin Rap hits, I snap flicks and mack chicks
Just the slim ones ....You won't see L with no fat bitch


The crown is Still Mine Cause i Drop Ill Rhymes
Alotta rappers Talk that Murder Shit but couldn't Kill time


If you battle L you picked the wrong head,I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead


So we could never be a couple hun. Fuck love, all I got for hoes is hard dick and bubble gum


A tec nine is my utensil. Fillin niggas with so much lead they can use their dick for a pencil


Im known for snatchin purses and bombing churches. I get more pussy on accident than niggas get on purpose


MC's be braggin about cash they collect. But them chumps is like Ray Charles cause they ain't seen no money yet


A girl ask me for a ring and i put one around here whole eye



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Toch heeft/had Jin bij dat freestyle friday gebeuren ook wel leuke punchlines

I go on the internet checking my hotmail, you go on the internet checking hot male's


Wanne say i'm chinese sunny here's a reminder, check you're timbs they probably say made in china


En meer weet ik niet meer Maar zaten wel goede tussen. Iemand een linkje oid?

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Aangezien er regelmatig Big L punchlines voor de 2e keer langs komen heb ik ze even verzameld van de afgelopen 10 pagina's dus dan is het weer wat geordent.

Fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what? Nobody followed you
You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you

Cause when you went platinum it got nothing to do with Luck. It just meens that a million people are stupid as fuck

Me Bein A Virgin, Thats Idiotic
Cause if Big L got the Aids Every Cutie In the City got It

they wanna know why im so fly
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye

I was taught wise, I'm known to extort guys
This ain't Cali, it's Harlem nigga, we do walkbys

Every minute, my style switches up, they said a real man
won't hit a girl well I ain't real cause I beat bitches up

Cause I'm a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don't even speak English

I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches
I get more pussy on accident then most niggas get on purpose

I knocked so many teeth out, the toothfairy went bankrupt

Do me a favor, please get off the next man dick
And if you think I cant fuck with whoever, put your money up
Put your jewels up, no fuck it put your honey up
Put your raggedy house up nigga, or shut your mouth up
Before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, Im far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin butt-head

My style is harder than strong lumba, cute chicks get the dick, ugly bitches get the wrong numba

If you battle L you picked the wrong head,I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead

I'm that nigga you ex-pect, to catch wreck on any cassette deck
I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet.

So don't step to this, cause I got a live crew
You might be kinda big but they make coffins yo' size too

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We kunnen de naam van de topic ook veranderen in 'Big L's punchlines'...

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Ik vind één album van Eminem wel deftig en dat is Slim Shady LP, hier een leuke van op "Role Model"

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

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eazyfan
In Genres > R&B en Hip-Hop > Vetste one-liners in disstracks:

Deze topic verschilt met beste diss-tracks-topic of favo punchlines.

Wat vinden jullie de hardste diss-lines?

Hier een paar van mijn favorieten:

Governmently engineered like E Bola for this rap garage sale
by this industry I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail
Chino XL - Riiiot!

I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

Eminem - Role Model

nog eens Eminem:

Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim Anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots

Marshall Mathers

Ok die van mij bestaan wel uit meerdere zinnen maar het gaat hem om gewoon rhymes in tracks die het hardst aankwamen.

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Takeover en Ether zitten bomvol natuurlijk

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Harco
Motherfuck Dre, motherfuck Snoop, motherfuck Death Row, and yo, here comes my left blow.

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Social_Mask
Nas - Ether


Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas
And now y'all try to take my spot, fellas?

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Em, you claim you’re mothers a crack head/ and Kim is a known slut/ so what’s Hailie gon’ be when she grows up?


Em

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Social_Mask
Haha, hier werd Eminem erug boos over. Och domme Ja Rule. Vind hem wel hard. .

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rico-bballer
no dissrepsect to nas but the world is mines. maar dit is dan weer meer een punchline

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