Interracial Jigsaw Puzzle?

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Dubbel de flauwheid:

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Ik heb meelij met degene die die andere puzzel moet leggen.

Vermoedelijk ontbreken bij allebei de puzzels een aantal stukjes.

Och, als Trump zelf z'n eigen puzzel wil leggen zegt hij gewoon tegen een ondergeschikte: "Find me 500 pieces!"

Ben jij dat legian, een beetje de snelkassa hacken voor een spelletje Minecraft?

Mijn sponser heeft mij strikte raad gegeven om niet online over mijn verslaving te praten.....

Ah, that's some sturdy firm wood.

Niet slecht, al ziet het er me toch niet het beste hout uit.
Veel knoesten en het houtsoort is zeker niet van de beste hardheid op het eerste zicht. Dus kans op torsie Maw. scheeftrekken. En scheefgetrokken hout met knoesten lijkt me nu niet zo ideaal.

Ik adviseer hardhout in padouk, afrormosia, iroko,... initieel wat roder van uitzicht, maar zeer hard en minder onderhoud nodig

Ah, we hebben een expert.

Tja keuzes

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Klinkt waanzinnig

Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"

Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United”.

Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Ten Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."

Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."

"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"

Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Ten Hag?”